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'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Bert's dog training.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"You've changed."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Eat me"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Cake Free Zone

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Vegetarian Birds

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

A watch face with Stonehenge