Boat Buff Gifts

'How can I be sure it stands for Island Rescue Service?'

"With seasickness you begin by fearing you're going to die, then you fear you're not going to."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

A coxswain attempting to dance

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Do you swear to tell the truth and hill truth and nothing but the truth?"

Tug Of War

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Submariners' Eye Test.

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"