Marine Buff Gifts

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

The Food Chain

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Get on with it!

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Especially modified you say..."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

Sub Editor

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

US fears missile competition.

"I can hear the sea boiling."