"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."
Marine Buff Gifts
Seeking the perfect present for a marine buff? Explore our curated selection of humor-filled and thoughtfully designed items that capture the wonder of the ocean. From playful home accents to clever apparel, find something that celebrates their marine passion and makes their day brighter.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
"War is hell and so is this soup."
The Food Chain
'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'
"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"
Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'
'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'
The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'
'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'
'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'
"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."
Military style hedgehog
Get on with it!
Filling the Missile Gap
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."
'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"Especially modified you say..."
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."
"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."
"What kind of sinker are you using?!"
“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”
'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'
Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier
'Chili again?'
"I can hear the sea boiling."
Marine-LAPD Ridealongs
"FORE!"
US fears missile competition.
Marine Buff Gifts Collection
Marine Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of marine-themed mugs, packed with humor and ocean-inspired designs that any marine buff will love to start their day with.
Marine Buff Pillows
Bring marine charm into their home with our ocean-inspired pillows—ideal for adding comfort and personality to any room.
Marine Buff Prints
Browse our vibrant marine prints, perfect for decorating walls with scenes from the sea or humorous ocean-themed artwork.
Marine Buff T-Shirts
Check out our range of marine-themed t-shirts, featuring witty, colorful designs that let their ocean passion shine through.