Marine Buff T-Shirts

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

The Food Chain

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Military style hedgehog

Get on with it!

Filling the Missile Gap

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Especially modified you say..."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"FORE!"

US fears missile competition.