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The Food Chain

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"One of my strengths is that I like to work outside of my comfort zone."

Octopus

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Scuba cow"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Dolphin

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'