Sea Life Buff T-Shirts

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Turtle Hat

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'