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'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Lazy Octopus

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

Turtle Hat

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...