Sea Creature Buff T-Shirts

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Food Chain

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Protoplasm

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Did you find our menorah?

Stop Human Footing

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Sea Monster

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

The next damn Batman.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"