Sea Creature Friend T-Shirts

(Whale making soap-bubbles)

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Piranhaclaus

Neptune

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Shark infested custard!

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I wish I was creative'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sea Monster

No Swimming Allowed

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

Stop Human Footing

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'