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'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Bite out of fishing pier.

Piranhaclaus

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Lamb Noise.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I don't do windows."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Pirate

'I wish I was creative'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Life's a Bench.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Picnic with thieves

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."