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Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."