Fishy Friends Gifts

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'I wish I was creative'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby