Fish Enthusiast Friend Gifts

"I don't remember much about your father except that he was delicious."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fishing with God

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'So who needs sonar?!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Touché"

The Da Vinci Cod

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

A Preschool of Fish

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'