Fish Enthusiast Friend Pillows

"I don't remember much about your father except that he was delicious."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Surf Casting

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fishing with God

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Touché"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'