Fish Hobbyist Gifts

Baby in fish tank

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Bears catching fish

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Fishing with God

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

A Bloody Butcher

Fish snorkling above water.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.