Hobby Fisherman Gifts

'You were on your fishing trip so long I met someone new and raised a family.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Heads or tails?"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Catching flying fish...'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.