Hobby Fishing Gifts

Clam Spearing

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Eskimo ice fishing.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Now cut that out!'

'Bored?'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"You know very well what fish!"

"FISH ON"

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'This must be the 'worse' part of 'for better or worse'!'

Fisherman get a good catch.

The art of fishing.

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'