Hobbyist Angling Gifts

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Ice fisher.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Sorry'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'He did it for us.'

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'You were on your fishing trip so long I met someone new and raised a family.'

Fishing Camp.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'