Fishing Friends Gifts

"You're not seeing anybody, Larry, so how do you know you're still straight?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Bears catching fish

Piranhaclaus

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

A Bloody Butcher

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'