Fishing Friends Gifts

"You're not seeing anybody, Larry, so how do you know you're still straight?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Piranhaclaus

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'