Fishing Buddy Gifts

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

'If that thing eats you, can I have your car?'

"Let's not spoil this by falling in love, Luther."

'Now cut that out!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'I wish I was creative'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

No Swimming Allowed

Jacques Cousteau.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

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Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"We've lost the remote."

'You didn't like ice fishing either! There's no way of satisfying you!'