Fishing Companion Gifts

"There I go again, telling stories that make you an accessory after the fact."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Canine Companion

Bears catching fish

Rose Garden

Dog Crossing

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Skier and his dog.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

The Unsportables: Relay

'Now cut that out!'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Puppy and Kitten.

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

over crowded car.