Fishing Companion Gifts

"There I go again, telling stories that make you an accessory after the fact."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Canine Companion

Rose Garden

Bears catching fish

Dog Crossing

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Skier and his dog.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

The Unsportables: Relay

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Now cut that out!'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Unicorn in the Woods

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

Puppy and Kitten.

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

over crowded car.

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'