Animal Companion Gifts

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

Dog fetching slippers for a man in leg casts.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"She's a black faced Suffolk, but I call her Stephanie."

'We haven't had much luck with pets.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Polly wants a Mrs. Polly."

"All you do is sleep!"

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

The Unsportables: Relay

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

over crowded car.

"I'm too small to bob for apples so I brought a friend."

"I know this book I'm writing will be on the Best Sellers list. . . I'm reaching for the sky!"

Puppy and Kitten.

'She's taking a nap.'

"… Most of all … I miss the way you scratched my butt."

(The really ugly duckling)

Errol J. of Trumbull, Iowa, still has the same friends he had in high school

Canine Companion

Dog Crossing

If we warm our noses by the heater, maybe mom will let us stay home from obedience school today.

Unicorn in the Woods

Dog Car Rides

In 'dog years', Toby was the same age as Joan!

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Well, I'm really sorry to hear that."