Companion Animals Gifts

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Dog Crossing

Solidarity.

'Don't say I never did anything for you.'

"If you're my best friend then why did you have me neutered?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Canine Companion

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Foster failure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

A man and his dog