Dog Companions Gifts

Trespassers will be snowballed.

When bored, we board

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Canine Companion

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Foster failure

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Hush puppy.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

A man and his dog

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm working from home today."

Dog lover

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"