Dog Companions Gifts

Trespassers will be snowballed.

When bored, we board

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Hush puppy.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Happy.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

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