Canine Companion Human Gifts

Walkies.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hush puppy.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

A man and his dog

Foster failure

Happy.

"I'm working from home today."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog lover

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."