Canine Companion Lover Gifts

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A man shoots at a drone.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"I needed someone in my life who would love me unconditionally, so I got a dog."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'Super Dog'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Hush puppy.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

A man and his dog

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"I'm working from home today."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."