Hunting Buddy Gifts

'Ben shot my gun twice. You're looking at the first time, and the last time.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Butterflies

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Not now, Oliver."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Nature Lovers

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Now cut that out!'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Where are you going?'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

BOO MOO!

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Travellers

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Old School Mustaches

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....