Hunting Lover Gifts

'Football stink. Me like hunting better.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trick or Tweet

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Punkins

Zombie pet tricks.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection