Hunt Lover Gifts

Sporting rector cancels meeting so he can shoot

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Lady of the bath...

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Here be dragons.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Cat and mouse

E-Baying @ The Moon

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Crab with a clown face.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Stephen Fry

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"