Lure Lover Gifts

The art of fishing.

'I really don't need another lure.I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Of selecting exactly the right bait...

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Is it good for fish? It must be, they don't seem to want to leave it!'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Archimedes statue with a lever

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Crab with a clown face.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'The girls must be feeling better...'