Lure Legend Gifts

'Another one,Quick! Al,hand me the landing net.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

'Not here, you'll scare the fish.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

The art of fishing.

Mermaids

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Give that back!'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'