Lure Enthusiast Gifts

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

Fish has lures on wall like trophies.

'You lifted your head.'

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'Boy, you were right to be cautious: These new lures are so lifelike...'

'I got him on a piece of my baloney sandwich.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"You guys got to see the ridiculous lure this guy thinks will fool us!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'And right here they merged...'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Product Testing Department

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Your DNA is in the database.

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'