Liqueur Enthusiast Gifts

"Wishing you a Merry Lockdown as I go 'sip-sip glug-glug' from the bottle of exquisite Italian liqueur I'd hoped to present to you both in person!"

'You lifted your head.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

Eugene Ionesco

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

You need a new reading light

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Illuminating agricultural production

List making as therapy.

Life in the Fast Lane.

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

To do list

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Ezra Pound