Lucha Libre Enthusiast Gifts

Working from home

'You lifted your head.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Get crazy once in a while

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

This side is the gag reel.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Inkwell Genie.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Jim Carrey,

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Future Wrestler

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"You taught me to laugh again!"

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'