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Masked Wrestler

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Archimedes statue with a lever

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"This stool shall pass."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Stephen Fry

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Only Clowns

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Robber on treadmill