La Liga Lovers Gifts

Luis Suarez

High-gravity baseball

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

The commentators want to run the officials...

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Baseball Dreams

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Evolution

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Soccer Moms

"Looks like Rick's scored."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Football Angel

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Football Pudding

Dog and frog playing football.

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

Football junkie.

Football player in penalty line up holds other players willy

'Now remember the ones in white shirts are on our side.'

Maradona memorial.

'What a wonderful memorable day...Chelsea 2-Arsenal 0.'

José Mourinho

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"