La Liga Gifts

Luis Suarez

High-gravity baseball

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Baseball Dreams

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

Harry Kewell

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

Working from home

"Can you have another look at this? There's still a few sentences people might understand..."

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

Nigel Adkins

Jose Mourinho Caricature.

Roberto di Matteo

Masked Wrestler

Wrestling Maks

Superheroes.

National Bank and Loan - We'd like more of the same.

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'He was a good coach. But hey, bottom line in this league? If you don't win, you get whacked.'

Knocked it out of the park

'Why do you think I'm a predatory lender?'

Real Madrid to buy every player in the world.