La Liga Gifts

High-gravity baseball

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Baseball Dreams

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

Working from home

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"Can you have another look at this? There's still a few sentences people might understand..."

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

Superheroes.

Wrestling Maks

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

Masked Wrestler

Knocked it out of the park

National Bank and Loan - We'd like more of the same.

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

'He was a good coach. But hey, bottom line in this league? If you don't win, you get whacked.'

'Why do you think I'm a predatory lender?'

"Your little league coach traded you?"