La Liga Enthusiast Gifts

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Watching the football.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Football

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Men can show their emotions!

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

A scarecrow goalie

Snowman Football Fan.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Game time.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

The Birth of Soccer