La Liga Enthusiast Gifts

James Rodríguez

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Watching the football.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Men can show their emotions!

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Football

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Teenage Angst.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Football player taking the ball home.

A scarecrow goalie

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Football heads...

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Snowman Football Fan.

The Birth of Soccer

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'