Champions League Enthusiast Gifts

Roberto di Matteo

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Bears

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Centaur Forward

Egyptian Football

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Watching the football.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Men can show their emotions!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."