Uefa Enthusiast Gifts

Michel Platini

Schengen

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Punt Cake

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Bears

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

We need a Europe of U-turns.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Egyptian Football

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Watching the football.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Football

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Men can show their emotions!

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Europa takes a selfie