Soccer Aficionado Gifts

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

The Thinker...

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

'I had possession of the ball more than any other player. . . Yeah, it's my ball.'

Referee sticking his tongue out.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Eclipse?

As England's injury problems worsen, Roy Hodgson resorts to Englebert Humperdinck

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

"Are you watching these soccer games?"

Football fans.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

Stanley Matthews

E.S.L. tickets 50% off

Zinadine Zidane

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'Oh no! It's a drive-by shooting!'

Soccer Sign Language - "I went for the ball" - "You went for the balls."

'Death penalty'

"I have done nothing wrong. It was an error of judgement."

'Come in, number nine - your time is up!'

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

Man on left - 'Earring. Tattoos. Head band. Pony tail. Bleached hair. Goatee. Soccer hooligan?' Man on right - 'No. National team player.'

STRIP *The Fan * He's got my vote!

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

Snowman Football Fan.

'The way he kicked me before birth, I knew I was destined to be a soccer mom.'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

Boxing Gloves 'Well I don't believe it's part of your new strip!'

'Bev has become the neighborhood soccer mom.'

Soccer Mania

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.