Soccer Aficionado Pillows

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

The Thinker...

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

'I had possession of the ball more than any other player. . . Yeah, it's my ball.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Bellamy vs Souness.

Referee sticking his tongue out.

Wayne Rooney

Steve Bruce

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Three generations of football"

"Sounds like your father is rooting for lots of different countries."

Eclipse?

Mesut Ozil

As England's injury problems worsen, Roy Hodgson resorts to Englebert Humperdinck

World Cup Fever

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

"Are you watching these soccer games?"

Football fans.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

Raheem Sterling

James Maddison

Stanley Matthews

E.S.L. tickets 50% off

Zinadine Zidane

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'Oh no! It's a drive-by shooting!'

Soccer Sign Language - "I went for the ball" - "You went for the balls."

'Death penalty'

"There's food in the freezer, I'm off with Mum to Spain for a fortnight."

Cristiano Ronaldo