Fifa Aficionado Pillows

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Why moms make bad refs.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Snowman Football Fan.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Sisyphus