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'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Back to school.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Raheem Sterling

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Mohamed Salah

Why moms make bad refs.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Snowman Football Fan.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Br... No Exit

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?