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'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'

More Hamptons

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

Canadian film production

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Moby Dick

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.