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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Football

Alternative fielding positions

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Science fiction fans on other planets