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I like the Jets...I guess

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

If nobody had invented graphics

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Football

Bears

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Uptight End"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'