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'It's been taken care of.'

Vinnie doesn't appreciate homework on the weekend.

Gangster writing large cheque.

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'Please expect an additional 15 service fee to remove blood stains.'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Whadya think Don Luigi you gonna make me an offer for Greece?'

"Our current promotion offers a 15% discount for ransoms that are paid on time."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Extreme miming"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Housekeeping?!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Snowman Football Fan.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Br... No Exit

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."