Mafia Aficionado Prints

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'It's been taken care of.'

Also, I Have a Goombah

Vinnie doesn't appreciate homework on the weekend.

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Gangster writing large cheque.

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'Please expect an additional 15 service fee to remove blood stains.'

Peter Maas.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Whadya think Don Luigi you gonna make me an offer for Greece?'

"Our current promotion offers a 15% discount for ransoms that are paid on time."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Extreme miming"

Back to school.

Raheem Sterling

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Housekeeping?!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Mohamed Salah

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

He loves the water.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Larry King

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Snowman Football Fan.