Mafia Afficionado Prints

'Feel free to shop around, but I'm confident you won't find a better hideout for this price.'

"Housekeeping?!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

Love Birds love just being together

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

He loves the water.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

You just keep giving.

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Br... No Exit

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

A small heart within a big heart.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Be rational."

"Make it look like natural selection."