Formula Afficionado Prints

"Be rational."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'...Or not.'

"Lucky Guess."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'I forgot the question.'